shout out to Mel and Adrian for getting through tonight’s fucking intense anxiety attack
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Looks like i’ll never be an adult
I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
Smack him with it.
Throw it at his face
631 people so far are not Rick.
Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick
My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!
So much unrickness
But my husband and son are named Rick. I’m so conflicted by this.
WE HAVE ALL TOGETHER FOUND THREE RICKS. HAZZAH!
I HAVE SAID THIS
EVERY TIME I GO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY
“The Eye of Sauron now turns to the Cheesecake Factory, the last free kingdom of men…”
ok, now i don’t want to go to the Cheesecake Factory
EVERYTIME IM AT CHEESECAKEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I THINK IS..”THE EYE OF SAURON IS HERE!!! SAURON LIVESSSS :O” fml